Quotes Page

Quotes! Also, don’t read this…you might die of old age before you get to the end…

I don’t even think this is my full list??

Highlight Quote

These 2 quotes go together. Very suspicious

“Two men stripped and started kissing” - Daniel T (talking about a play)
“At this point, I’m literally bathing in glue” (a mysterious white substance) - Ethan T (nothing dirty here….)

Other Highlight Quotes

“I can’t make tea because my parents don’t let me and I don’t have a microwave” - Ethan T
school trip to parliament, many politicians talking over each other “Everyone calm down. I want to remind you that you are meant to set an example for Perth Modern School” - Speaker in the legislative council
pointing to food “Did you make that in Cooking?” - Harry H, “nah he made that in English” - Raffif K, “Shut the fuck up” - Harry H
“I got hit by a car and I’m slightly annoyed” - Antonina L
walking to Mills (cooking building) “It smells like sugar biscuits” - Arielle A, “It smells like petrol” - Ellie M
talking to Harry “why are you infused with bracketerisation” - Kiefer Y
“so…. $3.50 + $12.10… wait how’d I get 10??” - Donal T
“I will throw you out the window” points to wall. - Ethan T
“Why am I holding my IITomo book?” - Ethan T
1. “Because you’re stupid. Why are you stupid? Because you can’t make tea. Why can’t you make tea? Because you don’t have a microwave. Why don’t you have a microwave? Because you don’t have brain cells. Why don’t you have brain cells? Because you have no friends. Why do you have no friends? Because you’re holding your IITomo book.” - Kiefer Y
“You need class to eat chopsticks” - Victoria C
“Why do people wear such short dresses? You bend over and your ass if falling out” - Crystal L
“Read Riding Hood. If you read it as ‘red’ then you get that its a pun… if you read it as ‘reed’ then you just think I’m an idiot” - Mr. Barton
“we use 2 1/3 cups because A, we get 2/3 of a cup, and B, the company is stingy and they don’t make 2/3 cups” - Ms. Soraru
“Ethan and Donal snuggle up for the night” - Hunger Games Simulator (sigh)
“When you assume, you make asses of u and me” - Dr Bouwer ¹
“My primary school teacher used to put tissues down her bras” - Luvenia Y
“Once in year 4, I randomly broke out in hives on my ass” - Luvenia Y
“I had to poop in front of 5 doctors if that makes you feel better” - Luvenia Y
“They all got to see my hairy ass 😭” - Luvenia Y
“Yeah! Obliterate my sister…I approve” - Jie W
“I want to have sex with you, Hank” - Mr. Rogers
“Kiefer YUEN, why are u zestier than Harry Huang” - Kieran Ng, “Why is Harry Huang a benchmark for zestiness” - Kiefer Y
“We treat STIs like Pokemon” - Mr. Barton, “Gotta Catch ‘Em All” - Kiefer Y
“That math test was such a yapfest” - Harry Huang
“I am monkey. So very stoopid borangutang I am” - Boran Y (who claims it was Ethan T)

HE FINALLY ADMITTED IT
“Pheasant + duck = phuck” - Kiefer Y
“How did you do ur driving test if you’re only 14? (I skipped Grade 3 btw)” - Ari A, “skillfully” - Kiefer Y, “skillfully my ass-“ - Ari A
“Do you hate babies? I HATE BABIES” - Kiefer Y, “Actual shits” - Sherry C, “BAD THINGS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO THEM WhEN IM AROUND TwT” - Kiefer Y
“Why is it called a freeway. Are you free on a freeway?” - Kiefer Y, “Are you high on a highway?”- Boran Y, “You’re always high” - Kiefer Y, “No I’m not” - Boran Y, “High in the sky” - Kiefer Y…angry silence

The Great Avocado Analogy

the ~~great~~ avocado analogy “It’s like putting bread with an avocado and saying you’re allergic to the bread when you’re allergic to the avocado” - Ethan T

[THE MATH CHRONICLES] THE MATH CRONICLES: EPISODE 1

mr young walks around

mr young: how is the math going

shammy: the meth is cooking very nicely

mr young: … i’m telling the principal

THE MATH CRONICLES: EPISODE 2

writes (0,0)

donal: omg its an owl

shammy: thats a funky owl

donal: thats not the owls fault

THE MATH CRONICLES: EPISODE 3

shammy: the meth people are eating meth right now

donal, karina: what

shammy: they eating papers now

[Highlight Conversation]

-HASS Worksheet, where you had to talk about a place you have been, and talk about the Ecosystems there-

“I’m going to do Antarctica” - Luvenia Y

“Hm… This image is too plain… I’ll draw a polar bear” - Luvenia Y

Proceeds to draw a polar bear, which looks like a rat with diabetes with a Peppa pig tail

“Wait, is it polar bears that live in Antarctica or penguins?” - Luvenia Y

searches it up, polar bears live in the Arctic

“Dang it. Fine, I’ll draw a penguin” - Luvenia Y

2 seconds later “They have ears, right?” - Luvenia Y

…more quotes….

Quotes

2022

“Its supposed to be basic but its not being basic” - Seneja W
“…” - Kiefer Y
“stawp” - Kiefer Y
“meow :3” Kiefer Y
“bruh” - Ethan T
“Ah yes we love our concentrated lemon juice.” - Ethan T
“Coles does it why can’t I do it??” - Ethan [because ur stupid but anyway…]
“I have managed to get fifty dollars selling pure cups.” - Crystal L
“Precisely” - Crystal L
“Salutations and Greetings” - Crystal L
“Je suis fantastique” - Crystal L
“EP stands for Extra Pain” - Rutvi K
“Who the heck is Ken and his Chin?” - Kiefer Y
“I created this monster” - Antonina L
“There are lots of knives in the English Staffroom” - Ms De Vorm Shaw
“I’m selling sugar, oh wait I can’t coz there is no cups!” - Antonina L
“Diabetes is awesome” - Crystal L
“I want to be a marine iguana” - Ellie M
“Why is your tongue so, like, flat” - Kiefer Y
“I am extremely consumed” - Ellie M
“Brain Vomit” - Joey Y
“… running around in circles in the vegetable patch” - Kiefer Y
“Google’s a scam” - Rohan J
“Pants are good” - Rutvi K
“My father is hot” - Ms Christmass
“Little children, get on board, there’s room for many a more “ - Ms Roy
“KYAA” - Donal T
“Pa-rent-i-thees” - Sherry C
“Killing is fun” - Sherry C
“So are we going to kill Mr Bentley or not?” - Edith J
“Kill yourself” - Tanishka M
“Happy Dying” - Ellie M, Rutvi K
“50 + 80 = 100” - Ethan T
talking about nile crocodiles “They are definitely not human” - Donal T
“OI YOU KNOW AUNTY SHUSHMITA SELLING TWO RUPEE ONLY LEH” - Donal T
talking to Donal “Your back is too soft” - Antonina L
“Your team consumed the whole map” - Antonina L
“No one cares about Ethics” - Donal T
“Do you think your ADHD has a dog?” - Ekaterina K
“Shut up, Henry” - Elaine C
“The wind blew the kid across his face” - Rutvi K
“Don’t you hate it when the wind blows kids across your face?” - Elaine C
“Do you think it is hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk?” - Kiefer Y
“I don’t like my calculator, but it works so its fine” - Donal T
“We will cancel Carlos” - Kiefer Y, Donal T
“I DID CARLOS” - Ethan T
“Does Rutvi have a father?” - Paxton B
“It’s a flat box, but a flat box is still a box” - Donal T
“Interesting” - Antonina L
“A flox” (a flat box) - Donal T
“i i a i ī, i i a a a a” - Donal T
“You sound like a tea kettle” - Donal T
obnoxiously “Hehehe” - Donal T
“Drinken” - Kiefer Y
“Why is the bacon so bacony and yet not bacony at all?” - Ethan T
“SILENCE PARTY ANIMAL”- Kiefer
“We don’t know how many Ds there were” - Antonina L
“Witchcraft can bring people together“ - Tara V
“I don’t think I would shoot my phone“ - Tara V
“Is that a 3D object or a printed picture?” Izabelle. reply: “It’s a logo”-Sherry C
“You can draw a smiley face [on the back of a brick/phone]”- Sherry C
“I promise Dr Dre I won’t talk” - Sunny K (in HASS), right after promising that he won’t talk
looking at a bee “What’s that white thing on its bottom?” - Mrs. Mack
“KAEDEHARA KAZUHA IS A BOY” - Kiefer Y (and all the Ken’s Chin)
“KATAKANA KAZA IS A GIRL” - Donal T, Rutvi K (and all the non-Genshin Community)
Rutvi’s brain: “AVADA KEDAVERA”
“Heck no-” Kiefer Y
“Welp, I’m dumb” - Ethan T
the ~~great~~ avocado analogy “It’s like putting bread with an avocado and saying you’re allergic to the bread when you’re allergic to the avocado” - Ethan T
“Of course you have more balls” - Jencie W
“grasshoppers shrieking” - Rutvi K
“Don’t u just love swimming in continental trenches?” - Ethan T
“I WAS SUPPOSED TO MARRY HIM” - Mahi S
“BERRIES, YOU SHALL SWEAT” - Donal T
“Don’t be a Kiefer!” - Ethan T
“WHERE DID THE HIPPOPOTAMUSES GO??” - Ms Brayshay
“Her chair is stuck in the laptop” - Kiefer Y
“Another useless one dead” - Donal T
“Ever considered the similarities between school and the insurance industry?” - Kiefer Y
“We are all glocoun” - Avash Shakya
“My teeth look like Delhi” - Tanishka M
“I’ll stick your eyes next to my head” - Antonina L
referring to kiki “Oh that’s actually cute” - Ethan T
“Yea, a giant furry grasshopper, with big bunny ears which you can pat” - Nive M, Tuppence C
doing the role at choir “I don’t think you called my name” - Hannah S, “I don’t think I called your name either… Drat” - Ms. Roy
at parliament, many politicians talking over each other “Everyone calm down. I want to remind you that you are meant to set an example for Perth Modern School” - Speaker in the legislative council
“The Earth is hollow” - Rutvi K
“Fremantle Chamber Orchestra presents Ellie Molontz” - Sydney News Website, talking about Ellie Molontz, I mean, Malonzo
holding mandarins “*anyone want a mango?” - Rutvi K
“My eye is dead” - Rutvi K
“Why is it so small” - Donal T, talking about Sherry’s discord
“I WANT TO TAKE A PHOTO WITH YOUR GRAVE” - Tara V
“A memorial grave-selfie” - Aditi R
“wtf” - Antonina L
“I cbb” - Antonina L
“Ahil” - Rutvi K
“Fastly” - Rutvi K
“Die” - Rutvi K
“Die even worse” - Rutvi K
“ROT IN A HOLE” - Rutvi K
“I’m going to miss my swimming lesson!” - Ms Dugmore. laughter from class. “I’m Serious!” - Ms Dugmore
“Cortana Shut Up” - Kiefer Y
“I want to keep my eardrums” - Donal T
“I was too busy shushing people” - Ms Dugmore
“What is that? Moana fanart?” - Ethan T
“Myself Donal” - Donal T
“What’s your name? Bess” - Donal T
“You don’t question the pheasant’s arms” - Donal T
emailing Mrs Chin; “I don’t rlly care so im fine with it” - Antonina L
“No one cares about Kiefer” - Luvenia Y
“It sounds like your laptop is screaming” - Sherry C
“It’s too thick” - Sherry C
“I just realised what you can do to me” - Donal T
“Don’t you hate it when your sister is an anarchist” - Donal T
“They should have a mini Uluru in the middle” - Antonina L
“I just feel like duh-ing” - Kiefer Y
“I broke my banana” - Rutvi K
“This thing doesn’t have an else only an if” - Antonina L
“It’s never wrong if you copy and paste”- Rutvi K
talking to Antonina L “You’re a special kind of drunk” - Rutvi K
“My code doesn’t work but in a good way” - Antonina L
“Why is the glue so gluey?” - Ethan T
“I had 3 bubble teas yesterday :)” - Kiefer Y
“Go home, or rather, to the streets” - Mr Stimson
“I love spring because everyone has hay fever and I don’t” - Luvenia Y
talking about Luvenia’s singing “What is this noise pollution” - Ms Christmass
“We’re doing drugs” - Raani G
“Stupid Idiot Program” - Ellie M
“A chair is very versatile” - Greg W
Malachi never appears to HASS, so when he turned up today, Tanishka was like “Why are you here??” and Crystal said: “I thought I locked that basement really good” - Crystal L
“Install Ellie as your student councillor today” - Ellie M
“This place will be littered with snakes” - Donal T
“Dadeeee its on the OneNote” - Crystal L
“I speak many languages, but today I choose to speak fax” Wen Z (student counsellor speech)
“We’ve nearly finished 1/3 of our high school” chair he sitting on falls over - Donal T
“I’m so smart” trips over bag - Ethan T
meme on her watch “Humans are deuterostomes, which means that the anus develops first. So at one point, we were nothing but an as_h_le. some people never develop past this point” - Sherry C
talking to Kiki “You’re a genius” - Donal T
talking to Dodo “OIAHGOIAIS to you too?” - Rutvi K
“Kiefer, being the amazing person he is…” he was begging me to send him my code (-From Kiefer) - Donal T (i was not i was being completely serious mhm definitely - Donal T)
“What brain” - Donal T
“………”
“Not because they’re communist” - Ms James
“The kid has cancer” - Kevin Y
“Why is it important to manipulate people? There you have it that’s how capitalism works” - Ms James
“Ew kids” - Sherry C
to siri in choir “How to kill my music teacher” - Sherry C
referring to queens elizabeth and victoria “Gangsta Granny” - Ellie M
“Let’s bully the students in the most inhumane way possible!” - Miss Wordsworth
“Quote Updation” - Donal T
“This is like Paddington Bear’s briefcase” referring to lenses - Ellie M
“This is so beautiful its like the thing my mother uses to crush spices” referring to rock - Donal T
“I’m too stupid to import math” - Ellie M
“I happy. Ellie happy. Code done. hee hee hee hee hee” - Ellie M
“Import math as idiot” - Ellie M
“Coding’s so dumb that its funny” - Ellie M
“This smells like a sedimentary rock” - Paxton B
talking to Avash “Oh you’re one of the sad people” - Ms Ransom
“I simp for a lot of people” - Sherry C
“But y would u sell the minerals of ur body for $200 when u can sell ur organs for thousands of dollars?” - Antonina L
“Anone line?” - Donal T
“TF” - Kiefer Y
“Do u eat when you’re bored?” - Donal T
“Stupide idiots” - Crystal L
“I will throw you out the window” points to the wall - Ethan T
“Pizza pleases me” - Mrs Ori
“Eat half the box of salary” - Rutvi K
“I read ‘Emotional Language’ as ‘Emotional Damage’” - Antonina L
“I identify as an ice cube” - Ellie M
“I speak tea language” - Ellie M
“I will not be at school today because my beautiful doggie is in labour - so I will be staying at home wearing my midwife hat today.” - Ms James while at school
“I am an earthquake” - Donal T
“When I talk, you stalk” - Dr Dre
“I identify as a skizaz” - Ethan T
argument about whether eggs go in the basket or the fridge. Donal saying they go in the fridge, me (Kiefer) saying that they go in the basket “I’ll put you in a basket”- Donal T, “I’ll put you in a fridge” - Kiefer Y, “I’ll put BOTH OF YOU in the WASHING MACHINE” - Rutvi K
“THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD” - Antonia L, Ellie M, and a bunch of other idiots
“More nicer” - Antonina L
“I’m stupid. Oh wait I was always stupid nevermind why did I say I was stupid” - Sherry C
“Her hair is just ✨cabbage✨” - Sherry C
“That’s even more out of context than me” - Sherry C
“Uglier than Anton” - Donal T
“The beauty scale is smaller than Kiefer” - Sherry C
“You caused my misspellingness” - Donal T
“I like bullying gods in my spare time” - Donal T
“The Genius Prince’s Guide to Raising a Nation Out Of Debt” - Sherry C
on monday “It’s Tuesday” - Donal T
“Antonina is always drunk” - Jenny W
“Sorry” - Luvenia Y (for once in her life)
“I’m the largest ant” - Sreenidhi V
“Why the heck do I have so many knives?” - Mr O’Brien
“They just found her dead on the floor” - Levi K
“gasp Are you the Russian queen?” - Donal T
“I like it when my head gets chopped up because it feels nice” - Crystal L
“Klonk my head” - Arielle A
“You’ve got to represent anxiety in a child friendly way” - Seneja W
“Its for people from China trying to sell kids here, if you know what I mean.” - Seneja W
“Who wouldn’t exploit the king” - Ethan T
“Baby ducklings make great footy balls!” - Rutvi K
“I WANT TO FIRE DANCE” - Donal T
“Ahhh yes. i love being covered in rainbow coloured paint by my parents” - Rutvi K
“Don’t you love increasing your juice making efficiency?” - Donal T
to Ant “Stop drinking your hair” - Donal T
to Ethan “Your hair looks like a lake” - Donal T
to Rutvi “Your hair looks like a waterfall” - Donal T
“Beatboxing Beetrots Beating your parents while your parents Beetbox while Boxing the Beetroots with Boxes that Beatbox and beat you.” - Donal T

2023

“All idiots are idiots, but some are more idiot” - Donal T
“’How’ is a verb” - Donal T
“Anton is a stupid” - Donal T
“Idiont” - Ellie M
“Kamala have fooouuuur chikn. Ah-beng come take twoooooooo chikn away. how many chikn does Kamala have left??? Hooow…. Manyyy…. CHIKN?!?!? HOW MANY CHIKN?!?!?!?!?” - Arielle A, Luvenia Y, Ellie M
“Have you drewn a card yet?” Kiefer Y
“SH_T …. (3 secs later) Stop swearing” - Antonina L
“My dad recently got reading glasses” Rutvi talking to crystal “I know” - Crystal L
“You could just drink the water out of the air” - Antonina L
“Disagreesion” - Rutvi K
“Hey bobo, do you wanna play base ketball?” - Rutvi K
“My pointy teeth are ree-doo-ta-bulls” - Donal T
singing “Five little Hitlers jumping on the bed” - Donal T
“The rock needs mental health” - Donal T
“If the rock wanted to eat I feel like it would like bagels. Its just a bagel type of rock.” - Donal T
“Anton are you the rock?” - Donal T
“Do rocks wear clothes” - Donal T
“Perth Mod Children Attempt To Find The Date” - Sonia Y
“ANTON, HOW DARE YOU SUMMON THE LUVENIA DEMON” - Donal T
“Are you a demon?” - Donal T
“I just realised, everyone here is single” - Tanishka M
“Stop the gravity” - Harry H
“I wrote so much and still got a 0” - Sunny K
“I don’t want to touch you” + some other racist stoff - Nimsith cos it’s Nimsith
“I dreamt I was a rock last night” - Luvenia Y
“It has come to my tattention” - Luvenia Y
“Immoral Support” - Donal T
“DONT QUESTION THE ARMS OF THE PEASANT” - Donal T
“Sunny Hiroshima” - Tanishka M
“Shi-, I thought you were doctor Dre” - Tanishka M
“Wata wata glug glug glug” - Ethan T
“Don’t you love hacking into websites for information?” - Rutvi K, Ellie M
To Anton “You are the Siberia” - Donal T
“Oh the miserability” - Donal T
“60 quotes anton, 60. and those are the ones we can remember” - Donal T
“Brendan will you marry me” - Paxton B, “What do you think Paxton. NO.” - Brendan D
“I turned into a garden” - Donal T
“It doesn’t look that good” - Donal T, “Of course not it’s a chopping board” - Brendan D
“I got hit by a car and I’m slightly annoyed” - Antonina L
“Hiii. I’m lulu. Simple things confuse me. Oh look! An ant! Oh wait, its a mirror” - Crystal L, Arielle A
“We’re bullying each other” - Ms Christmass “I see” - Ms Roy
“Like a truck about to run you over” - Ms Christmass
“WILL YOU COME TO MY HOUSE? NO WE WON’T NO WE WON’T” -Ms Christmass
“I did not just nearly run into a bin” - Rutvi K
“If I could choose to be allergic to something, I would choose something stupid… like the ceiling.” - Donal T
“What did you learn in science today? PIZZAS ARE GAS” - Donal T
“Is your China different to mine?” - Minnie P
“Looks like a demented flower. That wants to eat an otter. You know?” - Donal T
“It just gives you an otter-eating vibe.” - Donal T
“And your face is ✨p l a s t e r✨” - Felix T
“I NEED TO DO MY PANCAKE FLIPPIN’ SCIENCE NOTES. Thinks for a moment, what rhymes with ‘notes’? TO FLIP A GOAT. Yes that rhymes” - Rutvi K
“Not pancake-flipping-science-notes” - Donal T
“Is your phone touch-screen?” - Rutvi K
visibly caresses necklace - Ethan T talking ‘bout Donal
“murder murder murder murder” - Kiefer Y
“The Siberia is angled AUSTRALIA-WARDS” - Donal T
“You roll up a child in snow, and throw it at another child, and throw them both down the hill, whilst gathering up more children on the way. And casually throw them off a cliff” - Antonina L, Rutvi K
“Its so satisfying slapping the hell out of a child” - Antonina L
“तुम बहुत मूर्ख हो, ना! (Tum Bohat Murkh Ho Naa)” - Donal T
“Everything’s civil when Ethan’s not here” - Antonina L
“Lucas is in there throwing a random brick” - Ethan T
“A Gourmet Brick” - Ethan T
“Alex looks like Tofu” - Kiefer Y
“I need to borrow my own charger” - Donal T
“How do I borrow my own charger?” - Donal T
“Do you have a red pen or Ellie or something?” - Antonina L, talking to Donal T
“Why are the assassins so fat” - Kiefer Y
“Corrupt Fruit Cake Miners” - Donal T
“How dare we forget about the fruit cake detergent corruption” - Donal T
“Now I’m trying to clean the detergent not the fruit cake” - Ellie M
picks up thirtieth tissue “Just one more wipe - Ellie M
“This cake is totally fruit rind” - Ellie M
“Don’t you love being corrupt in science?” - Donal T
“Bacon plus bacon equals more bacon” - Donal T
“My laptop just deaded” - Sherry C
“DANGIT I LOST MS CHRISTMASS’S PHONE NUMBER” - Donal T
“Alrighty small children” - Ms Wordsworth
“Can I destroy people?” - Ellie M
“Good gut ing pottes incorrect” - Antonina L
“I like egg but I hate egg wait what” - Ellie M
“Don’t talk to me about indian stuff i am racist” - Sherry C
“Grow faster, babies grow!!” - Ethan T
In Mills, “It smells like sugar cookies” - Arielle A, “It smells like petrol” - Ellie M
Dipping his hands in hydrogel (weird white substance) “My hands feel weird/white, and I love it” - Ethan T
“It’s like bathing in orbies.” - Ethan T
“Stop being depressed you stupid kid” - Luvenia Y
“I dreamt that I was a tomato digging a hole in the ground… I had hands by the way, and my backyard was covered in dead sheep and cats. It was funny” - Luvenia Y
“blood cos its bloody” - Arielle A
“We need to go down this oil-hole” - Donal T
“Where is the oil?” - Antonina L ”It’s in Miss Ransom. I guess the US will have to invade our science teacher now” - Donal T
“You simp for a cookie?” - Rowan B, “Yes” - Kiefer Y
“Tell Luvenia to give me back my grades” - Donal T
“We stole the unsuspecting measuring cylinder’s unsuspecting water crystal childlings and abused them” - Donal T
“THE GRAVE OF CHILD” - Donal T
“Just shut up” - Antonina L
“Threading wires through toilet rolls. I AM THE TOILET ROLLS” - Donal T
“I don’t want to be a middle aged lady with a bunch of kids but I do want that car” - Ekaterina K
“Are you toe-ist?” - Ekaterina K
“Are you counting your toe as a finger” - Elaine C
“Yes I am toe-ist” - Elaine C
“I’ve held many eyeballs in my life. Not the eyeballs of my students, don’t worry.” - Ms Lydon
“You can get away with murder” - Ms Brayshay
“Your name is Spork now” - Ethan T
“Romcoms are hilaarious” - Avash S
“I can’t speak today” - Avash S, after presenting a five hour speech in HASS
“Yellow tie sadface” - Video in HASS
“There was this old lady who is always grumpy… I think she’s just pissed off as a personality” - Mr Paranchody
“If you put a chicken in the ocean and make it into curry, would it count as seafood?” - Donal T, “I think it would just be really salty” - Cass O
“Shakespeare was a part of Shakespeare” - Donal T
“Shakespeare was a part of everything that was and everything that will be, everything that never was and everything that never will be, everything that was and never will be, and everything that never was and will be” - Aaron T
“Have you ever seen me talk?” - Sunny K
“I am allowed to psychologically scar you” - Aditi R, “Well she’s not wrong” - Donal T
“I went on a campaign to harrass the hell out of the police” - Mr Paranchody
“I am not Kiefer please do not insult me” - Crystal L
I hate myself, I hate myself, I hate myself. casually turns to Kiefer But I hate you more.” - Luvenia Y
“Albert Einstein was an American-English fish” - Anvi K (Rutvi K’s sister)
“Eat ur veggies kids” - Arielle Ang
“Eat ur kids veggies” - Ratvi K
“Hahaa I’m not a huge fan of…. stuff with faces” - Luvenia Y
“When you open doors you can’t open them” - Sherry C
“I NEED TO FIND A BUCKET OF BLOOD” - Sherry C
“Satan gets banished” - Avash S
“Florida’s a SWING STATE?” - Avash S
“You think Florida would decide about anything?” - Brendan D
“Look it’s me” - Donal T, “Yuck” - Edwin T (Donal’s brother)
“I don’t know how to draw abs…” - Mihindee W
“I know he’s a dictator but you shouldn’t vandalise his face” - Mr Paranchody
“Anything round and from Italy is a pizza” - Kiefer Y
“Lets add some hashtags” - Antonina L, referring to sharps
“And if thee shall tear our holy boundings asunder, than was hast mine thus bringing not of rain, but of silt and ire”
“I used to be so fat” - Donal T
talking to Harry “Why does your name have a bracket at the end every time it appears” - Kiefer Y
“Crystal and Mr Young hold hands” - hunger games simulator
“Arielle and Crystal work together to drown Mr. Young” - hunger games simulator
“White rice > brown rice. We’re racist over here” - anonymous
“I suggested a torture chamber, but for some reason everyone was against it” - Lulu Y
“I don’t know the daily soap intake” - Rutvi K

i dont know why it starts from 3 here but icbb fixing it

“Thunk” (past tense of think) - Cat Y
“I have never seen such noise” - Cat Y
“If you wanna stop using so much water, stop growing lettuce” - Rutvi K
“Where’s China?” - Kiefer Y
“You can eat everything twice at least once” - Rutvi K
“Don’t you hate it when a human implodes?” - Rutvi K
“Mr Casey? Can I close the blinds?” - Kiefer Y
“hi” - Lulu Y
“Lean forwards, lean backwards, to the left, to the right. Stand up, sit down, to the left, to the right” - Cat Y, Ratvi K, Lulu Y
“Clear as mud?” - Mr Cho
“Everyone is responsible for their own softness” - Mr Hall
“Ah yes, we love throwing children across continents” - Donal T
******talking to Mevindu****** “And don’t take drugs” - Mr Tinley
<******************Insert Mr Tinley and Avash talking about gambling and betting for 5 minutes here>******************
“That’s what she says” - Mr Tinley
“I like people who grow roses” ************after asking who’s mums grow roses -************ Mr Tinley
“I’ve never been sued…I wouldn’t like to be” - Mr Tinley
“They were building a bridge for a railway line, and the all agreed on the angles and everything but it was stupid and a complete failure, but if they had a woman there, she would have said it was stupid, you see, guys agree with each other, but if you had a girl here, she’d put a reason there you couldn’t think of… they wasted millions of dollars on a stupid bridge” - Mr Tinley (after telling us not to talk about this)
“What’s a bridge sir?” - Avash
“Who stole your gender?” - Cat Y
“Do not edify the contents of the page” - Rutvi K
“Why are there cars on this stupid road?” - Mr Tinley
“Look at these stupid people, crossing the road. Now don’t call the people stupid” - Mr Tinley
“Now everybody just stay calm” - Mr Tinley
“WHAT IS IT A RIGHT TURN OR A LEFT TURN? ARGHARGH HURRY UP (to the car in front)!!!!” - Mr Tinley, 5 seconds after saying the quote above
“Live life on the edge. But people who live life on the edge lose their life” - Mr Tinley
“The entire population of stupidity condensed into this one being” - Cat Y, talking about Lulu
“Oh trust me, I’ve never been married before” - Rutvi K
“Russia crashed into the moon” - Donal T
“I hate parallelograms” - Mahi S
“The dynamics are spicy” - Ms Banyard
“Eat sand!” - Kiefer Y
“Everyone hurry up to the bus!” - Mr Brutty, also Mr Brutty: ************stops to buy a sandwich from the café************
“What is size?” - Ethan T
“Toes are the key to everything” - Ms Banyard
“Are you in love with Mr Casey’s wife?” *to Lulu**** - Rutvi K
“I’m going to come around with a plastic bag asking for money” - Mr Cho
“Yeah! Obliterate my sister…I approve…” - Jie W

2024

“Don’t you hate that feeling when the shower rejects you?” - Rutvi K
“cries while stroking shower” - Lulu Y
“You never know until you try” - Rutvi K
“Gasps so hard I get an overdose of air” - Rutvi K
“Is there any lore behind the ears” - Antonina L
“ITS SIMPLE **ING QUALIFICATION” - Some random kid
“You need class to eat chopsticks “ - Victoria C
“I saw numbers and got scared” - Luvenia Y
“I JUST WANT QUOTES KSLDJFHKSDFHJKSDJFHSKDF” - Luvenia Y
“My primary school teacher used to put tissues in her bras” - Luvenia Y
“When you assume, you make asses of u and me” - Dr. Bouwer (retold by Donal T)

“Yuck” - everyone at the same time
“What happens when you get bitten by the radioactive slave” - Mr. Ron Barton
“Arielles cringe…she never gives me anything… except misery” - Estelle C
“Arielle bit me in year 7” - Estelle C
“Mrs. Roy just bangs Shan-mei against the music stand” - Parmis D
“I want him because he has broad shoulders and he’s tall” - Kiefer Y
“Yap yap yap yap yap” - Donal T
“sniff…ethan learnt how to use smh…im so proud…sniff” - Ari A
“Once in year 4, I randomly broke out in hives on my ass” - Luvenia Y
“I had to poop in front of 5 doctors if that makes you feel better” - Luvenia Y
“They all got to see my hairy ass 😭” - Luvenia Y
“Everybody FREEZE” - Ms. Vivian, every 5 seconds
“Ms Vivian has a big bottom so she needs a big chair…(slaps her butt)…this pot has a big butt so it needs a big stove…” - Ms. Vivian
“Why did greg look so happy when he was about to be whipped” - Donal T
“When i first tried listening to that conversation I thought lulu said that her teachers used to put tissues up her ass” - Sherry C
“If my cells can do mitosis, why can’t I?” - Ratvi K
“Why’s it called ethanoate? Why can’t it be called vinegar?” - Elain C, “Would you like some di-vinegar-ade?” - Ratvi K
“Once I cried in Violin class because I wanted toast” - Luvenia Y
“I WAS TRYING TO WORK….AND THEN DONAL ASKED ME IF I FELT SORRY FOR A PIE WHEN I EAT IT (i do btw)” - Luvenia Y (her task is due like in 2 days and she hasn’t started)
“Not only are you talking, but you are swearing out loud, you dumb arse”- Mr Young
“Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo is for tragedy. But if its comedy its hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. And if its a funny tragedy its nooooahahahahnoooooooooooooooooohahahahnoooooooooooooo” - Mr Bartonnn
”(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)” - Donal T
“is a quadratic a square with 4 corners?” - Jacob N
“It will make you smell like cake and boys. Will fight over you like you’re the last slice. Enjambment!” - Mr Barton
“what did you accerelate” - Mr. Watterson, “music” - Shan-mei W, “urgh” - Mr. Watterson
“I’m not motivated, I’m avoiding 0%” - Antonina L
“How did the boy justify killing the owl in this poem?” - Mr. Barton, “it’s ugly” - Donal T, Kiefer Y
“DID HE SHOOT A BULLET INTO HIS MOUTH TO CHEW IT” - Nisha
“They’re not dumb, they’re stupid” - Anvi K
“Once I cried during violin because I wanted toast” – Lulu Y
“Not only are you talking, but you are swearing out loud, you dumb arse”- Mr Young
“Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo is for tragedy. But if its comedy its hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. And if its a funny tragedy its nooooahahahahnoooooooooooooooooohahahahnoooooooooooooo” - Mr Bartonnn
“No tattoo, no mark, no great white shark” - Elaine C, Ratvi K
“Tiffer lets be space alpacas” - Luvenia Y
“You don’t have to carry the whole choir” ~ misc to shammy
“Move your gyatt…yea… I’m never saying that again” - Jacob N
“My fingers are getting fatter.” ~ Ms Vivian
“He’s asexual” ~ Ms Vivian
“I’m not motivated, I’m avoiding 0%” - Ant
“My wife has a perfume that says ‘makes you smell like cake and boys’. I was like what, boys smell gross and then I read the next line: ‘will fight over you like you are the last slice of cake’. It’s ENJAMBMENT” – Mr Barton
“[Australia] likes to think that we are better than we actually are”- Mr Watterson
“What did you accelerate” - Mr Watterson. “Music” - Shan-Mei. “Urgh” - Mr Watterson
“How did the boy in the poem justify killing the owl?” - Mr Barton, “It’s ugly” - Donal T
“My savings account is my dad” - Pari R
“Is a quadratic a square with four corners?” - Jacob’s friend
“one day ill b important enuf that 4 ppl have to hold up my dress so that i can walk” – Luvenia Y
“If you don’t like english, do english” - Mr Jaroseck
“You have a test tomorrow so you better put it in your damn bag” - Mr Young
“If your writing is trash it doesn’t matter if you write a conclusion.” - Mr Barton
“And then quadratics and cubics spawned in.” - Jacob H
“Death fetish” - Mr Barton
“Ooh thats…We don’t do that…” - Mr Barton
“Who invented the Cartesian plane?” - Savir “Probably Cartesian” - Jacob H (fyi it’s a random dude called Rene Déscartes)
“Really puts the ‘d i c’ into ‘perpendicular’ doesn’t it?” - Jacob H
“So basically we ram a train into his butt” – Sherry C, “Maybe he’s used to it” – Donal T
“I just want to kill his ass” – Kiefer Y, “THATS WHAT WE DO WITH THE TRAIN” – Donal T
“You’re a bratty french stick” – Kiefer Y
“NO I ACCIDENTALLY PRESSED HIS ASS” – Kiefer Y
“Those are feet… you cannot convince me otherwise… OH WAIT THEY’RE HANDS” - Donal T 🙄
“Look if I die laughter No I mean if I get run over by a car” - Ava-Mei FL
“Go around without clothes on I don’t care” - Ms Vivian
“Pretend you’re a nun” - Ms Vivian
“This is extortment of children >:(“ - Victoria C
“The author of that poem [in our english essay] was MARSHALL” - Donal T, “NO IT WAS MITCHELL” - Kiefer Y [searches it up] “HA IT WAS MITCHELL” - Kiefer Y
“Me? Work? Pfffffffffffft (spit)” - Mr. Barton
“Mr Ellis is preggo.” - Mr. Barton
“suppp borannnnn my sunshineeee my only sunshineeeeee. U SHINE EVERYDAYYY” - Luvenia Y
“I want to have sex with u, Hank” - Mr. Rogers
“sup Boran my sunshineeeeeeeeeee” - Luvenia Y
“We treat STIs like Pokemon” - Mr. Barton, “Gotta Catch ‘Em All” - Kiefer Y
“chotto matte kudasai” - Mr Young
“F# Harmonic Natural Minor” - Rutvi K
“I like my women racist” - Jenny W, “I am a racist woman” - Aaron T
“I want to smash you but you don’t see my trying” - Donal T, talking to Ari A